I am gonna fill your butt with Jello, hold you over my mouth, and squeeze you like a damn tube of Gogurt. So hot.
I love you too, mystery fingers.
According to this article,
I am lucky to not be rotting in jail. It’s basically a description of my time spent on the internet.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18554_5-wacky-internet-pranks-that-can-get-you-jail-time.html
Tucker Max (via animalsandmonsters
)
So the string theory was invented to impress women, hmm?
Damn.
(via vantheman)
Yes, Alec. Also anytime a disease is cured, its not for the good of humanity. That doctor didn’t spend 20 years trying to cure a fatal illness because his firstborn child died from it, it’s just to get his dick wet! Anytime someone goes to school for years and years to get a masters degree, just to spend their lives teaching a bunch of shitty kids in a shitty school, it’s to get laid! Every kid that plays Warcraft, watches anime, or plays Dungeons and Dragons? All for pussy. If you disagree, you obviously are an idiot…
No seriously, anyone who believes this shit, grow up. Fuck all these narcissistic, egotistical, bigoted, self-important women, and all their holier than thou bullshit. You feminazis all give yourselves too much credit. Talk about double standards. Look I’m special because I have tits! Stop kidding yourselves.
(Source: spookular)
China and Russia drop the US dollar.
http://www.financialsense.com/contributors/tony-richardson/us-reality-check-china-russia-drop-us-dollar
Well shit. Thats awesome. Now lets get to the rest of the STDs so we can all fuck like wild bunnies.
Sign this, please. Then have everyone you know sign it.
